if you don't come back okay i'm gonna punch you in the butt a thousand times, and your butt is gonna fall off and then you'll have no butt... so... you better be okay...
◥		whiten01z

…..

i promise i’ll come back. i, can’t have no butt, bridhe wouldn’t like that, so i promise. 

also, i cleaned your apartment… the… the black stuff is all gone… so when you come back we can have the party at your place…

ah…thanks. that…thank you.

i found a cat i think you and bridhe might like…? it’s at this coffee shop, but… maybe they’d let me have it… i know you guys wanted a cat maybe…

oh. perhaps. um, keep it in mind. i’ll…

i’ll ask bree when i find him. 

when bridhe stops being dead, tell him he’s the most gay and he sucks for being dead…

…..

also i’m gonna punch him in the butt too…

i’ll do it for you. 

けどマジで．．．無事してくださいよ、お前ら．．．

like i said, i promise. 

Man Sol I just... got myself in the eye.
◥		frecklefuck

……

i didn’t realize you were that flexible. 

congrats.

>Offers up a caramel brownie
◥		frecklefuck

> Happily accepts and shoves it in his mouth

you’re the best

> Ew, talking with his mouth open, didn’t anyone teach that boy manners?

yellow (it's the best color)... also grey...
◥		whiten01z

1. we didn’t have a lot of money, so i couldn’t afford to buy a gaming console, but i ended up winning one in the second grade in a school contest. 
2. i learned spanish from the elderly couple that looked after me and my sister. 
3. they also taught me alternian. 
4. i broke my arm once, falling out of a tree after scrambling up it to hide from some dicks from school. 
5. i had two pet ducks one spring, but we had a late freeze and they froze to death in the water bowl.
6. there were only six trolls in my high school, and three of them didn’t like me, along with the vast majority of humans.
7. i once broke into the chem lab and stole all of the hydrochloric acid, but only because i had caught wind that some other kids were going to do it, and use it in a fucked up prank against one of the troll girls i got along with. i got in trouble, but it was worth it. 

1. sometimes the simplicity and predictability of computer systems seems far superior to being alive. i’m jealous of my computer, on occasion.
2. running is nice because i don’t have to think about anything while i’m doing it, and my brain kind of shuts off.  

> transportalizes to your apartment, punches you in the butt, then transportalizes away to safety. > yeah, that's right. you were just subject to a run-by butt punching.
◥		whiten01z

> let loose an unholy screech that possibly gave the surrounding neighbors a heart attack. 

> whisper in the direction of the transportalizer that this means war. 

> indignantly march into the kitchen to make tea while mumbling to yourself. 

Psst, Similar
◥		frecklefuck

psst

i sometimes feel like you don’t tell me everything. not lying, but perhaps just leaving out details. or maybe you don’t really know either, but i feel like you could, if you tried harder. 

i don’t feel comfortable being in a threesome with you and terezi. there’s a lot of reasons…but i really don’t.

you’re too hard on yourself. everyone fucks up. everyone makes mistakes. but you can’t dwell on them. that gets you nowhere. 

similar

you

noiz

crow

psst or doing... what is "psst" supposed to be anyway...?
◥		whiten01z

psst, like the noise you make when you’re trying to whisper something i guess?

huh well, watching you and dirk groping that one time in japan was really hot.

i worry about you and how much you worry. you stress over everything, and it’s frustrating.

i swear to god if you apologize to me for one more thing that needs no apology, i’m going to hit you so hard you fly back in time and become a fucking robot again. 

pastime
◥		crowhousescratch

iif ii’m embarra22ed, why would ii talk about them??

uh, ok, ii collect paper weiight2. ii have 22.

ii play magiic, and ii have more card2 than ii’d liike two admiit.

bowliing.

You are so hot <3
◥		frecklefuck

pff, thanks? i don’t know that i feel that way, but i’m glad you do. 

yeah, in LA... i mean, uh... i guess we could go eat it in texas...? but i'm pretty sure it won't be nearly as good... also, there's a place here that's all-you-can-eat, so we can put weight on you faster... :)
◥		whiten01z

nah, l.a. is good. besides, dirk said he’d show me gym shit at some point. let me snag some stuff and, well, get dressed, and then i’ll head out.

ah, okay... wanna come eat korean bbq then...? also, i have a thing for you...
◥		whiten01z

fuck yeah i want to come eat korean bbq. in l.a.??

ah, do you still wanna try and gain some weight while you're human...?
◥		whiten01z

oh, yeah, i’d like to. i seem to be able to eat more? and, i don’t know how the medication i was on transferred over, but i feel fine. like, i’m not having the problems i’ve been having. so, i think that because of that, it actually will be easier.  

Hey sugar. How you doin? Ain't talked with you in a while.
◥		mom-strider

hey! it has been a while.

been busy. moved to dallas, got an apartment here with my boyfriend. it’s a nice place, down kind of in the art’s district area. older building, but it’s beautiful. so far the people here have been pretty cool, so i’m grateful for that. the first place we looked was kind of met with…a negative welcome i suppose. they didn’t take too kindly to me being a troll, or the fact that we were two guys looking to live together. fucking assholes. probably gonna start work here soon, now that i’m settled.

what about you? things good on your end? 

yes sharing is caring
◥		frecklefuck

i pulled my plants out of my sylladex today and set them up in the closet of my future office. 

I have lime vodka. had. have.. ... vodka.
◥		frecklefuck

if you share, i’ll share.