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BD: ii have 2o many thiing2 ii want two talk two you about, and que2tiion2 ii want two a2k, but liike…
BD: ii don’t know really, ii gue22 you iintiimiidate me?
BD: a whole lot actually.
BD: ii’m workiing on iit.
BD: 2ort of.
BD: ….
BD: but you are really iintere2tiing and ii’m curiiou2 about a ton of thiing2 ii ju2t
BD: don’t
BD: know how two talk two you.
BD: do ii u2e word2? do ii need two liight 2ome fuckiing 2iignal fiire2?
BD: 2hould ii put on 2ome colorful plummery and move iin the pre-defiined dance 2tep2?
BD: ii ju2t don’t know.
BD: fuck.
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BD: you know hiim better than me, 2o plea2e, be hone2t.
BD: am ii makiing a mii2take?
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BD: ii mean what ii 2aiid about your clothe2.
BD: they are fuckiing awe2ome.
BD: you 2hould teach me two 2ew 2ometiime.
BD: we can bond over fabriic2.
BD: ….god ii hate the thiing2 ii type 2ometiime2.  
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BD: he’2 told me 2ome of what he’2 been through, and ii ju2t, want two be good for hiim, you know?
BD: he care2 2o much for other people, two the poiint where iit’2 become a fault, but iit’2 one of the thiing2 ii love about hiim, even iif iit’2 thii2 huge dumb 2tupiid thiing.
BD: ii mean 2eriiou2ly, who even 2pend2 that much tiime worryiing about other people?? who doe2 that? 
BD: hiim apparently. 
BD: iit’2 2tupiidly adorable.
BD: and endeariing.
BD: ….ii thiink that 2omewhere, iin the back of my my miind, ii know that he’ll leave eventually. ii know iit even iif ii try not two thiink about iit.
BD: he make2 me 2o happy. ii’ve never had anyone treat me liike he doe2.
BD: ii hone2tly never thought anyone would, but for the fiir2t tiime ii am really glad ii’ve found 2omeone two prove me wrong.
BD: ii thiink… 
BD: …ii thiink ii won’t even care iif he deciide2 two leave three months down the road though, a2 long a2 ii could make hiim happy for the tiime he’2 wiith me.
BD: ii 2iincerely hope ii can do that much for hiim.
BD: he de2erve2 iit. 
BD: ii don’t want two be another 2ad 2tory for hiim two tell, he ha2 enough of tho2e.
BD: …….
BD: jesus fucking christ what the fuck is this i am so not sending this, god i hate ambien.  
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BD: but why would you try two biite hii2 diick?  

blooddiesel replied to your post: Medication

Kid’s a walking goddamn pharmacy.

(( He’s actually a giant walking pez dispenser for prescription meds, he’s totally had you all fooled the entire time. 

blooddiesel replied to your post: dear magiic anon2 who turned briidhe iintwo a part…

….you’re welcome. /SMIRKS

that wa2 you?

well other than the claw mark2 on my back that ii thought miight need 2tiitche2, iit went over very, very well.

2o thank2 agaiin. the liizard niight ii2 a niight not 2oon forgotten. 

blooddiesel replied to your post: ok, ii’m goiing two clothe2 2pam. iif you don’t…

YES. SPAM CLOTHES IN HONOR OF MY GLORIOUS RETURN.

the clothiing 2pam ha2 cea2ed. your return recorded iin tumblr hii2tory by my flood of 2hiit ii really want. driink2 all around. 

SHRIEKS AT.

iit’2 true and we both know iit.

Gay.

…..

not a2 gay a2 you. 

…..

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blooddiesel replied to your post: Prepare to meet me, bitchfuck. In the flesh. SOON.

No one is truly prepared. Ever.

ii feel liike thii2 ii2 extremely relevant two thii2 moment.

blooddiesel replied to your post: What’s your chumhandle, nut nibbler.

Excellent. Now I may observe you. Quietly. Silently.

….ye2 ok. ii feel much liike how ii iimagiine iin2ect2 piinned two board2 miight feel iif they weren’t dead all ready and could 2tiill feel thiing2. 

 frecklefuck replied to your post: What’s your chumhandle, nut nibbler.

Here’s where I ask if you want to start.

and here’2 where ii poiint out that you may or may not have notiiced the double 2et of fang2. thiink about for a biit. 

What's your chumhandle, nut nibbler.
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ii…brokenDualiity.

and ii have never iin my liife niibbled anyone2 nut2, thank you very much.  

Prepare to meet me, bitchfuck. In the flesh. SOON.
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thii2 ii2 actually really iintiimiidatiing and almo2t make2 me want two cry. ii feel liike ii’ve never been suffiiciiently prepared for thii2.    

blooddiesel replied to your post: ii love when ii cockblock my2elf wiith my own 2et…

Diicks.

no, no diick2. none. ziilch. nada. ii’m 2tranded on an ii2land iin a diick free zone wiith a va2t ocean a2 a barriier between me and them. 

…..YOU’RE TALLER THAN ME?!

ii gue22? how tall are you?