Tequila or whiskey?
Tequila or whiskey?
frecklefuck replied to your post: ii want two decorate for chrii2tma2, but we don’t…
I… okay. I guess… I’m going to be carried around in a bag. Whatever happened to me being your fancy hair clip?
shh, only tinsel and poinsettias now.
ii want two decorate for chrii2tma2, but we don’t have any decoratiion2.
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ii’m gonna put briidhe iin a bag liike a fancy liitle dog and we’re goiing two go buy decoratiion2.
come be the chiihuahua two my parii2 hiilton bree.

| Man, the only wood I know how to work with is the one made of flesh. | ||
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frecklefuck | |
carpenter of schlong.
congratulations on the new title.
| Well we should start building that closet | ||
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ii wa2 2o confu2ed becau2e ii thought you meant liike, liiterally let’2 go buiild a clo2et and ii wa2 thiinkiing wow how ambiitiiou2, ii never even took wood2hop iin hiigh 2chool, but uh, that’2, not what you meant.
| You're showing all these pictures of clothes... When am I gonna see you wear them? | ||
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frecklefuck | |
i don’t even own clothing that looks that cool, i just wish i did. that’s the point of my wistful, longing, ‘get on my body’ reblogs. like the perfect virtual closet i’ll never own.
| You're getting pretty deep there. So let's just kiss and cuddle until I figure out just how monumental those words are. | ||
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no i’m just being sappy and really gay and, i’m attempting to express to you how i feel in more words than i love you, because that never feels like enough.
but yes, kissing, what a great idea.
frecklefuck replied to your post: frecklefuck replied to your post: ii’ve never…
How should I know, maybe they’re moth scales?
oh my god i thought this shit has been mystery glitter, and it’s been your drag queen lisa frank moth dust.
you have truly reached gay pixie tier.
congrats on that.
| So what's your favorite part of that fic? | ||
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frecklefuck | |
i have no idea what you’re talking about.
frecklefuck replied to your post: ii’ve never paiinted my naiil2. …. ii’m goiing…
I never bought any glitter….
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why is there glitter on shit??
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just like in my japanese hentais, fuckin beautiful.